Roth Hoglund
Why do you play paintball?
I play paintball because I’m addicted. Its like a drug, I just blow all my money on it. I can’t even begin to imagine what I’d be like if I didn’t have paintball in my life.
What is your home field, and what does it have to offer?
I was recently banned from my home field for life… Punk bitch’s at valleypaintball. All they have to offer is tree’s, warm gaterade, a broke ass trailer, and ignorant assholes.
How did you get banned from your home field?
Well It all started with me trying to free Brent Kotchman from being banned from their website. At the time he had used his keyboard melting technique on them, they couldn’t handle it and banned him for it. So I had started The “Free Brent” movement, which didn’t end well for 5 fargo players and Brent. I said some hateful things and the owner of the field got butt hurt about it and ended up banning a group of us from there for life.
What tournament series & division do you currently play in?
I play the Air Assault events. I’ll probably be adding the Vicious events to my agenda next year again though.
How often do you practice per week and how far do you have to travel to practice?
We generally practice once or twice a month. I put on 600 miles every practice, I’ve been made the drive to Air Assault countless times now for years.
What is your best memory in paintball?
That would have to be when I went down to chicago with air assault. Untold amounts of beer was drank, and the hook ah was always rolling. The trip was a blast as a whole, and Steff was a mind explosion to the air assault crew.
Describe your style of play on the field.
My style of play is sloppy, mainly because of my huge cheater beanies that contain all the worms in my brain.
What MN Paintball player (Past or Present) would you like to see featured next?
I’d love to see my hot roommate Sean Schlosser “aka scud missle” featured next
How did your friendship with Sean begin?
Well when we first met we actually hated eachother… We go into a Fight once at Air Assault when he hid my brand new ego in his gearbag. I think we just hated eachother so much because we unkowingly were so much alike. But I’d say our friendship started when i got laid off from my welding job last january, we spent many a late night eating Pizzadia’s and playing COD till the wee hours of the morning at my old apartment.
Would you describe this as a bromance?
No, “Love” is more like it
What moved you both to get matching friendship band tattoos?
Well i actually got the bands on my arm for another reason, but sean and i talked about him getting some bands to represent our undying love and committment toward eachother… Theres talk of more true friends getting some (cough) jack carlton , Prince Stephen Fajiiiita’s (cough)
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